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7/18/2005

Oh the humanity

Filed under: — Stephen @ 10:20 pm

The image on the right is what a developer workstation looks like. Lookie, it’s got them new fangled flat screens and there’s two of them to boot! Yee haw, what will these crazy computer geeks think of next eh? Mice with lazers in them, I’ll bet. Or holographic screens I’ll wager.

Now I know it seems petty and unrealistic. I mean, I have a perfectly good 17 inch CRT at work, the refresh rate doesn’t give me a headache and it complies to OSH standards. I am even getting a brand new chair any month now, so as I can hold my mouse in the right position to appease the gods of occupational health and stave off the end of my career from carpal tunnel syndrome a few years more.


But.. but… It just doesn’t feel the same. I’m not asking for much, it’s not like I want two screens or even three. I would just like a single LCD screen to call my own. The image on the left shows three screens, but it’s not really fair. The third screen belongs to Andrew’s other computer. So I suppose you could say he only has 1.5 screens per computer and he has to use two keyboards which I suppose could be confusing. Yeah, confusing.

I guess you’re right. I suppose I’m just being greedy. I mean no one really uses LCDs, they’re far too expensive, aren’t they? Aren’t they?

5 Responses to “Oh the humanity”

  1. Lara Says:

    Well. Yes, an LCD screen would be nice, but I don’t really care too much. Two screens would be better. Or a new brain. Two brains even.

  2. Lara Says:

    And where does ‘oh the humanity’ come from? My friend Carl says it all the time.

  3. izzy Says:

    wow i didnt recognise my desk! it looks so neat. gotta have LCDscreens, gotta have dual screens, you just gotta! weeeeeeeee

  4. Stephen Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_the_humanity

  5. sally Says:

    I think the reason that my eyesight got better not worse after 3 years was the LCD screen.
    They are great aren’t they!!
    I suppose you can buy 2 for yourself at home :P

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